### End Of Green: High hopes in low places

#### 06/09/10 || Lord K Philipson

Another label-sent… Another most-likely-to-be a shit album to review. Sometimes it’s hard to run the best site in the universe. As you can tell, I am bored shitless. So how do we go from here? I got it! Let’s take my original review that I wrote for this band and run it through The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator to spice things up a bit. I know, I’m so fucken groundbreaking. This has never been done before.

IVE SADE IT BFORE ITS AT TIEMS LIEK THESA I WONDER IF DA LAEBLS WHO SAND US ALBUMS KNOW TAHT W3 R A METAL SIET!!!111 OMG WTF AND OF GREN SI FROM G3RMANY AND OBVIOSLEY INCORPORAET DARK ROK GOTH ALTERNATIEV METAL AND AN UNDENIABLE PANCHANT FOR POP IN2 THERE MUSIC!!!11!!!1 LOL

WHOA

I!1111 OMG CANT SAY I HEAR MUCH DARKN3S OR M3TAL IN THES POPY RADIO ROK!1!1!1 WTF THEYRE R NO BALS NO SP3CIFIC GROVE OR 3VEN TEH LAAST CATCHIENS PR3S3NT!!!!1 WTF LOL END OF GREN WORKS AS BAKGROUND MUSIC AT BST!!!!!1!1 WTF TEH VOCALS R KINDA WEAK (NOT 2 MANTION TEH IRITATNG PETAR STEL3 IMITATIONS TAHT HAPEN FROM TIEM 2 TIEM (OL PET3 SI SPINNG GIN HIS GRAEV) AND U HAEV H3ARD AL OF THESE RIFS BFOR3 LEAVNG U WIT DA IMPR3SION TAHT TH3Y AERNT EV3N TRYNG VERY HARD 2 MAEK THEYRE MARK IN TEH SCEN3!1111!!1 LOL A GOD THNG SI TEH WARM PRODUCTION BUT TAHTS PR3TY MUCH IT!!11111 WTF

IS IT BAD?!!?? OMG WTF LOL NAH ITS NOT BAD!1111!11 OMG WTF XASTHUR SI BAD!1 OMG PIG-VOCAL BANDS R BAD!!!!!1 LOL EARLEY DARZMAT SI BAD!1!1!111 OMG LOL THES SI JUST COMPLET3LEY UESL3S!!!!! WTF LOL ITS NOT POPY 3NOUGH 2 AP3AL 2 DA POP CROWD!!1!!!! OMG WTF ITS NOT ROKISH ENOUGH 2 APEAL 2 DA ROK AUDEINCE AND ITS NOT EV3N CLOSE 2 MATAL ENOUGH 2 APAAL 2 ANYON3 IN2 DA FIENST OF GENRES!1 LOL THES SI JUST ON3 FUKEN BAND MONG MANY FUKEN BANDS

I!111!1 WTF DONT RILLY KNOW WUT 2 SAY WIT THES SO IM AMENG FOR A SHITY REVEIW TAHT WA AL CUD DO WITHOUT!!!! OMG PRETY MUCH LIEK W3 CAN DO WITHOUT TEH BAND THEMSELVES!1!11 LOL

- Information
- Released: 2010
- Label: Silverdust Records
- Website: www.endofgreen.de
- Band
- Michelle Darkness: vocals, guitars
- Kirk Kerker: guitars
- Sad Sir: guitar
- Rainier Sicone Di Hampez: bass
- Cardinal Mazinger: drums

- Tracklist
- 01. Blackened eyes
- 02. Goodnight insomnia
- 03. Carpathian gravedancer
- 04. Under the sway
- 05. Tie me a rope… while you’re calling my name
- 06. High hopes in low places
- 07. An awful day
- 08. Saviour
- 09. Slaves
- 10. Starlight