### Salome: Salome

#### 17/02/10 || Kampfar

If your name happen to be Salomé, your first-name that is, I’d very much like to fuck you in the cunt. I really doubt a female from Israel ever visited this site – Wikipedia told me it was a common name for women to have down there – but I’m obviously taking my chances. Or rather, writing bullshit so to ensure this piss poor review gets an intro attached to it.

Die on your knees! If you are an amputee, just die.

Salome is a three-piece hailing Virginia, a place where much tobacco is grown, as home. And doom of the extreme kind they deliver. Extremely extreme, as in Moss, they are not, but certainly a lot more so than Candlemass, Reverend Bizarre, My Dying Bride – and on it goes – ever was. My ears don’t like the trio just mentioned and if they ever pick up the habit I’ll buy me a scalpel and afterwards treat them to a double Van Gogh. Then suicide by choking on my own ballsack.

The person doing the vocals in Salome couldn’t possibly choke on her own ballsack, unless he/she/it happens to be a hermaphrodite of course, and what I just wondered about between those two commas I doubt to be true. Fuck me and my doubts, what you need to know is that the lady named Katherine is one impressive vocalist. Her snear is a vicious one, almost literally on the brink of being poisonous, and the growls she does aren’t exactly shite either. Yep, I’d very much like to date her if I wasn’t engaged to porn already.

Doom with an edge of sludge, is the whole of Salome put short.

- Information
- Released: 2008
- Label: Profound Lore Records
- Website: Salome Myspace
- Band
- Katherine Katz: vocals
- Rob Moore: guitar
- Aaron Deal: drums

- Tracklist
- 01. Vivification of Ker
- 02. White tides
- 03. Black tides
- 04. Onwards destroyer