### Bloodshed Walhalla: The battle will never end

#### 09/04/13 || Lord K Philipson

From now on, this band is called Bloodfed Walla Walla. That joke is going to be the peak of this stub, meaning you can imagine how fucken much this one-man project suck it. After all, they are from Italy and they play “heavy/viking metal”. Take a dose of Manowar, put some absolutely ridiculous vocals on top of it, insert soccer choirs, add an absolutely useless production and your new fave band is born if you’re into things like that. Oh, and don’t forget that the songs are everything from 4 to 10 minutes in length, making sure this travesty is not only ridiculous – it’s also long enough to make you think about introducing your face to a hacksaw.

If you survive this video, you’ll survive nuclear war.

2/10: At least I laugh. A lot.