### Profile of Sly

#### 23/05/13 || Global Domination

Obstinate since the womb, Sly was brutally cut out of her poor young mother one cold March night. This strange child was raised in the sweltering Arizonan desert (which some say accounts for her hot and fiery temperament), and presently resides in the Land of the Baguette and Shit-fashion. Sly enjoys a wide range of music from Ella Fitzgerald to Black Sabbath (but she’s pretty sure your music sucks). She has an alarming capacity for candy and B-movies, and can belch louder than any of you ball-bearing jerk-offs. Yes, she has a cunt, so get over it.

Sly is here to write about the music, and writes only to the satisfaction of herself and The Lord. If you like it, great. If you don’t, fuck off. It’s not like everything you’ve ever written is golden. Ultimately, if you’re nice to her, she’s nice to you. If you’re not, she’ll put a curse on you. She is, after all, a witch.

Contact: sly@globaldomination.se