### Nemesea - Some fag in the band

#### 05/10/07 || Lord K Philipson

Fuck the logo, let’s just use a picture of the chick fronting this band. It’s more than they deserve anyways. You have seen these jackoff’s featured in the “Idiot(s) of the week” section at the front page. Well, they didn’t have the fucken balls to reply to the interview they agreed on doing so we’ll just post the questions we sent them so you can see how much of a pussy this Hendrik (guitar or something in the band) is. It pisses us off when cunts like this dick out on an agreed feature. Not only do they put themselves in the Corner Of Eternal Pussies, they also make sure they come across as fucken weaklings with no self-insight or humor whatsoever. Congratulations, you guys can now go fuck yourselves. Aren’t we immature when we post this one to make the band look like the cunts they are? Of course we are. Aren’t we taking things a little too far? Of course we are. Shouldn’t we work on getting another interview instead? Of course we should. Do we care? Of course not.

We just might continue to do this with bands who don’t have the fucken guts to reply to agreed interviews. Hang them high! These are the questions that were too hard to handle for this Hendrik fucko:

Global Domination: As you are well aware of, I just discovered you guys. You blew me away pretty much, something that doesn’t happen all that fucken often since I’m one drunk and picky motherfucker. Congratulations. Can I be your biggest fanboy the for the remainder of the year?

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

Who the fuck is Manda anyways? In she comes, completely killing me (in a good way) with her vocals on the new album. Where the hell is she from? Can I use her for some guest vocals on my next album? Can I sleep with her? Marry her? I don’t even know what she looks like, but that voice man, that voice. I wanna do illegal stuff to her. You think she’d approve? Don’t tell her how much I dig her vocals on “In control”, she might get bigheaded. Girls are like that, you know. Give them the finger, they take the whole cock. I don’t even know what the fuck I wanted to know, so answer as well as you can.

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

I’m currently listening to your first album “Mana” here for the very first time. I’m 2 songs into it and can’t say that I enjoy that one remotely as much as I adore “In control”. Seems like you guys really picked up and got shit right in the years between those 2 albums. Was this a conscious move, to make the music more mainstream, more accessible and downright more fucken catchy?

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

Most of the idiots visiting this site will go “Nemesea, who?”. I don’t blame them at all. Until a few days ago, I had no knowledge whatsoever of you. When my friend brought me this last album of yours and mentioned your name I was like “Nemesea? What the fuck does that even mean?”. Are you even remotely known outside your own rehearsal room? You fucken should be. You can thank me for making that happen with this interview. I’m on a fucken mission here.

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

The sound on the album is fucken killer. I’m sure it’s recorded in some completely unknown studio in Holland, right? Where? How long did you spend recording this new album anyways? I can believe it took some time coz you guys really got a lot of details to pay attention to. Trust me, I know the situation considering I’m the master of having details put into the music I make.

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

By the way, i was completely serious about wanting to use Manda for some guest vocals on my next album. Can I? If not I’ll punch you all in the throat. You can play a guitar solo as well, just as long as I get to use her, haha…

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

I’m listening to “The way I feel” as I type this. That is one song that could have been decent, but instead you guys decide to use Cubworld for some vocals in it, and it completely makes the tune unlistenable for me. Who is this fucker and why the hell did you include him? That’s not the wisest move you guys did on this otherwise fantastic album, lemme tell you that. I’ll forgive you if I can use Manda on the next The Project Hate album. Not otherwise.

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

So, it’s obvious you guys sound at Evanescence at times. Do you take that as a compliment or do you wanna punch me in the groin? have in mind I’m 6.7 and I have watched every single Ultimate Fighting Championship event that’s ever been aired. I’d take you down and ground’n‘pound you into oblivion if you try anything.

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

I basically have no knowledge about you fuckers. Who are you guys? How old are you, how long have you guys been around, what do you work with when not playing fantastic music? You know, some info to let me and the readers know a little more about you.

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

I’m interested in what you guys use as far as programmings and shit goes… I work with Reason 3.0 myself together with Cubase at home for pre-demos. What about you guys?

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

Exactly how tired are you of people asking you about Manda? I know the situation… We have a chick singing as well and it seems like as soon as you have a girl fronting your band, everything is about her and people wanna have her phone number and shit… It’s tiring as fuck, right? Most of the time the chick in the band does nothing but sing, the creative part is always done by someone else in the band, still all focus ends up on the girl. Is that fair? Can I have Manda’s phone number? Damn, I’m so good. You didn’t see that fucken coming.

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

Sine basically no one at this site have heard about you guys, what tune do you recommend them to listen to so they get some notion about what you guys are doing? I’d say “Never”. Who’s responsible for the music anyways?

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

“Lost inside” has got some absolutely fantastic Blümchen techno sounds included in it. That is a fantastic move. Do you even know who Blümchen is? She is to techno what I am to metal – absolutely superior. What do you guys listen to as far as inspirations go? I mean, there are alot of influences in yer shit and it’s all very nicely tied together, making your sound very strong. That can’t come from listening to one genre exclusively, I know that much since that’s how I work myself. Lemme know some of your fave bands.

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

Since I just got around to this new album I don’t know if you have written anything new just yet. I don’t even know when “In control” was released… This leads me to the question? Can I have a new album quite soon? Whenever that album comes, will it be in the same direction as “In control” or do you plan on moving back to the a little different sound that you guys had on “Mana”. If you do that I’ll punch you in the groin again.

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

I read somewhere that you supported After Forever for some gig(s). Wow, that must have sucked considering you guys kick their asses all over the place. Be honest with me here, Ater Forever kinda fucken sucks, right? Will we ever see you idiots in Sweden one of these days? If so, make sure to put me on the guestlist and also buy me beer, ok?

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

I recently toured in Holland. I like Holland quite a bit. Except for the fact that most people smoke too much hasch and are as fun to talk to as a concrete penis. But how is the scene for bands like yours down there? You do have a well-known death metal scene with awesome bands like Gorefest and shit, but what else is there? Don’t go mention Within Temptation now coz I’m sick of reading about them. Are there any bands down there that I should know about?

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

The title of the new album is “In control”. What exactly are you in fucken control of?

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

To say that you guys are heavy as fuck would be an overstatement, that’s for sure. But what you guys lack in brutality (since there is non) you make up with sweet melodies and catchy vocal lines. What exactly should we label your style? And by the way, speaking of brutality, do you have the slightest interest in death metal? You know, you guys are probably the least “metal” band we ever interviewed here at Global Domination.

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

I’m curious, who’s hitting the most on Manda within the band? Don’t tell me she’s actually hooked up with one of you. Boy, wouldn’t that suck… By the way, I’m happily engaged, so don’t get any ideas.

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

Lemme throw out some female fronted bands and you’ll rate them from a scale of 1 to 10 together with one word of your choice describing them. 10 is naturally the best score, ok?

Within Temptation: Epica: Lacuna Coil: Arch Enemy: Holy Moses: Evanescence: Kittie: Otep:

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

What’s more important; having a great looking chick in the band with an ok voice or an ugly crackwhore with a killer set of pipes? And you can’t combine the two.

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

Which category is Manda in?

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

Why is it that Holland seems to be the one country that spawns most female fronted bands? Sure, you got the fair share of other styles as well, but when you think of female fronted bands, you think of Holland. Considering the amount of pot smoking down there, you should really be the leaders of stoner doom, but you’re not. Stoner doom fucken sucks by the way, yes?

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

Considering you guys are the one band that impressed me the most for some time I wanna turn that question unto you. What single band has impressed you the most lately? I’ll give you a hint: www.theprojecthate.net

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

25 questions down, hopefully you have enjoyed yerself this far coz we are heading towards the end. Would you agree that this is definitely the best interview you guys ever got? I dig you guys, that’s why I’m spending 10 minutes at coming up with all this irrelevant shit. As you can see, I’m definitely struggling to make up the last 5 questions. You can ask me something if you want so I can get to number 26 real fucken fast. Or we can just skip this one and go there directly. But that would suck. ASK ME SUMTHIN’ DAMMIT!

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

So, what’s next in line for you fuckers? By the way, do you have any sales figures for both of your albums? People always want to know about sales so they can point and laugh saying “haha, they don’t sell shit”. What they don’t realize is that if everyone who downloaded every fucken album for free would buy it, we would sell millions you and I. What was the question again? I’m sure it’s in there somewhere, you just have to look hard for it.

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

Have you ever, yes or no:

Made out with someone in the band:

Thought that you guys are tons better than your fellow Dutch colleagues:

Looked at a picture of me, thinking “dude, that is one hot mofo”:

Looked at a picture of yourself, thinking “dude, that’s one hot sonofabitch”:

French-kissed a French girl. They don’t shave you know, that’s disgusting:

Written a tune, thinking “This sounds like Within Temptation, let’s scrap it”:

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

The end is very near now. Let’s wrap this one up easy… What happens when you die?

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

That’s it my friend. You can now thank me for giving you some well-deserved coverage here at GD. And you can also sum it up by stating yer last words coz I’m about to state mine. By the way, can I borrow Manda for the next TPH recording. Just for backing vocals man, I promise. Thanx for your time, man. Cheers.

Hendrik: I’m too much of a spineless bastard to answer this.

Wrapping it up: Do not visit their website, do not listen to their music, do not support Nemesea in any way whatsoever until they have apologized to GD for being complete losers and have returned the answers to this interview. Fuck’em.