### Moss: Tombs of the blind drugged

#### 22/06/09 || Kampfar

Moss performs funeral drone doom, so 99,99% of you can quit reading already. The same 99,99% of you would be wise to avoid Moss, a Norwegian schitty, when choosing this year’s, next year’s, or any year’s vacation. Trust me, Death Squadron Kampfar will clean that city for life in my fantasy. Fuck you and death to all people of Moss after them receiving a hefty and imaginative session of torture.

“Tombs of the blind drugged” is not made for those conform and happy with existence, its droning nature ironically enough most likely to be frowned and hissed upon by the drones of society. Drones as in: idiots who’s turned off their brains and think their government actually cares about them. People, all politicians need to die. No, not 99,99%, a whooping 100% of them needs to be jacked up on the strongest LSD there is and thereafter be placed in a well shut bunker brimming with a rich variety of weapons. And here’s the great part, then get treated to “Tombs of the blind drugged” until suicide takes place. Yep, this EP or whatever is a mighty unpleasant ride, but horrific music needn’t be horrid – though it must be admitted that you have to be a tad mentally-ill to get anything from what I’m doing my best to tell you something about here.

I know I shouldn’t like this, it barely move forwards, but my ADHD gets seriously beaten by the sheer sickness and might that comes pounding out of my Klipsch RF-62’s when hearing Moss. Or rather, when hearing “Tombs of the blind drugged”, as I never got into “Sub templum”, nor heard anything besides the recordings already and just mentioned. Whatever, this fucked up disc entirely made out of sickness is all the funeral doom-ish shit I need right now. But before I let this review fizzle out in a summary I need to tell ye all that “Maimed and slaughtered”, a Discharge cover, was supposed to end up on a split with the now defunct collection of Belgians formerly and still known as Thee Plague Of Gentlemen. Well, that split never happened, and that because Steve Mac from said Belgian once-a-unit made a hobby out of raping children. He got to 4, if we are to believe his confessions, before his past-time landed him in jail.

If tortured screams coupled with incredibly slow and likewise heavy riffing sounds like a treat to you this one will most certainly do. If not, go screw yourself with a drill.

8 out of 10

- Information
- Released: 2009
- Label: Rise Above Records
- Website: www.myspace.com/cthonicrites
- Band
- Olly Pearson: vocals
- Dominic Finbow: guitar
- Chris Chantler: drums

- Tracklist
- 01. Skeletal keys
- 02. Tombs of the blind drugged
- 03. Serpent
- 04. Maimed and slaughtered (Discharge cover)