### Chemia: The one inside

#### 23/11/13 || Ironpants

Sometimes you stumble on a find that change your perspective on life and it takes a drastic turn. This album is not one of those finds. I have no idea what went through their minds when they sent it to Global Domination? I have strong suspicions that they didn’t even read the front page at this formidable site? Or maybe they did, and took a long-shot and saw a chance to try and convert some poor lost souls to their preachings? Well, I think it is too late for us who dwell here?

They are lucky I was in a good mood when I listened to this angel-like Nickelback-smelling and Creed inspired drivel. I popped a blood vessel during “Everlasting light” and cleansed myself by whipping my naked body with a power cord and then jumped into a tub of salt water. Nope, I’m gonna use the option to turn my other (butt)cheek to this.

I’d rather eat raw chicken and drink tap water in Thailand than listen to this again.

2/10: Yeah 2, you got an extra point for having a song called “Fuckshack” (what?!).