### Rusty Pacemaker: Blackness and white light

#### 21/07/11 || Lord K Philipson

The sound of birds start this shit off. And then a door closes and some clean guitars enter the picture. To be honest, I didn’t know what to expect with a moniker like Rusty Pacemaker, but birds and doors weren’t two of them, that’s for sure. Obviously this project is done by one guy from Austria. I can see why he’s alone too coz getting people on board to do this… eh… whatever it’s supposed to be called, can’t be easy. It’s not metal, that’s for sure. And it’s not good, that’s even more sure. Go listen to any of the samples and you’ll know what I mean. I suppose that Crusty Penismaker is supposed to be some quasi-intellectual, pretentious, soulful and thought-out music – created by an artist no one understands. To me it’s just a bad joke.

2/10: Fucken Austria. Is this the best you have to offer in 2011? Shove that rusty pacemaker up your arses.