### Haiduk: Plagueswept

#### 31/08/10 || Lord K Philipson

I used to be an NHL-fanatic. I mean completely fan-fucken-atic. Becoz of that it really warmths my dead, cold heart when I get a package from an old semi-hero of mine. Below is his letter in its entirety.

“Hello Global Domination, my name is Milan Hejduk and I used to play hockey. Now I decided hockey is not tr00 or kvlt so I had to start up a “band” and give it a suitable moniker: HAIDUK. No one will figure out it’s me who’s doing this band since I was smart enough to spell my last name different for this whole thing. I am a solo project and my debut demo/album (I like to call it “demo/album” as it has so many songs on it) is grimly entitled “Plagueswept” – a title perfectly explaining the cold grimness of Canada, where I’m from. I think.”

“What’s so good about this release is that the sound is actually absolutely shitty, distorted and fantastically weak. It gives it a tr00 feeling. What more? I have tried to program some really crappy drums with a Toys’R‘Us sound to go with them, and I think I succeeded, no? There are also some very misplaced electronic sounds in there, like if they were inserted on random (which they were). I know that most of my riffs suck hairy, sloppy elephant cock – but there are a few real necro and grvm ones in there that you might like. If you are retarded.”

“No, I don’t play black metal, no matter what the signs might tell you. I don’t know what to call my style, but I’m tr00. You can absolutely see this by looking at my website – I mean, seriously, there’s snow and trees there, right? Yep, necro as shit.”

“I am not completely talentless (just very close) and I know that I should probably have stayed with hockey. But I gotta do what my heart tells me. And my heart tells me that it’s a great idea to send out shitty recordings of a shitty solo project to the world’s best metal Internet ‘zine – Global Domination. Coz getting my ass torn apart is tr00, necro and fucking grvm. Oh, and it’s kvlt too.”

“I would like to sign off with a very spiritual photo of myself (fap fap fap fap).”

“Much respect, a winterforest and snowflakes to you all.

/ Hejduk Haiduk”

- Information
- Released: 2010
- Website: www.haiduk.ca
- Band
- Luka Milojica: everything

- Tracklist
- 01. Grom
- 02. Entering the lair
- 03. Dark forest path
- 04. Siege
- 05. Timestill abyss
- 06. Demon descent
- 07. Subterranean
- 08. Forgotten